Diblun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful salamander.

Diblun created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Diblun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Diblun, she will strike you with lightening.

Diblun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Diblun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.