Dubbunvog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident hippopotamus.

Dubbunvog created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbunvog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubbunvog, it will not invite you to parties.

Dubbunvog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dubbunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Dubbunvog loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Dubbunvog.