Dadvencam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, slow donkey.

Dadvencam created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadvencam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadvencam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dadvencam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dadvencam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Worship no other gods but Dadvencam.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.