Sinbompombosslipzag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking lion.

Sinbompombosslipzag created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sinbompombosslipzag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinbompombosslipzag, she will turn you into a rock.

Sinbompombosslipzag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sinbompombosslipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair black.
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