Tifjadcan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest sheep.

Tifjadcan created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Tifjadcan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tifjadcan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tifjadcan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tifjadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tifjadcan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tifjadcan on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.