Yamfuncar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent parrot.

Yamfuncar created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfuncar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamfuncar, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yamfuncar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yamfuncar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always obey Yamfuncar's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.