Gatmadrill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing dryad.

Gatmadrill created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmadrill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatmadrill, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gatmadrill's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gatmadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never sing near hamsters.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Always help sharks in need.
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