Rennelldap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome horse.

Rennelldap created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rennelldap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rennelldap, she will turn you into a frog.

Rennelldap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rennelldap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.

5. Never sing near dogs.