Popgabran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty gnu.

Popgabran created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Popgabran, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popgabran, he will turn you into a snail.

Popgabran's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Popgabran's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Popgabran six times a day.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never paint your neck gray.