Zigyarlvollit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane penguin.

Zigyarlvollit created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigyarlvollit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigyarlvollit, he will send you a sign.

Zigyarlvollit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zigyarlvollit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigyarlvollit.

3. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the north.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always help snakes in need.