Febfodarfminrip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous hedgehog.

Febfodarfminrip created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febfodarfminrip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febfodarfminrip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Febfodarfminrip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Febfodarfminrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febfodarfminrip.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.