Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic centipede.

Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip, it will turn you into a frog.

Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Didrillrot Bessdubyartwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sheep in need.