Nanpaslop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud dingo.

Nanpaslop created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanpaslop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanpaslop, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nanpaslop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nanpaslop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Nanpaslop on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nanpaslop on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear gray.