Capdapgum is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying jaguar.
Capdapgum created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Capdapgum, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Capdapgum, it will send minions to preach to you.
Capdapgum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Capdapgum's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about cell theory.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Capdapgum on top of all buildings.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never bounce in the presence of bats.