Ratdinbass is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless armadillo.

Ratdinbass created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdinbass, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ratdinbass, he will turn you into a goat.

Ratdinbass' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ratdinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the east.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratdinbass.