Dubflignig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, temperamental wyrm.

Dubflignig created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflignig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dubflignig, she will laugh at you.

Dubflignig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dubflignig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about comets.