Parkdobyast is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured spider.

Parkdobyast created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdobyast, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Parkdobyast, it will remove you from existence.

Parkdobyast's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Parkdobyast's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.