Wodwipkar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful capybara.

Wodwipkar created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodwipkar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodwipkar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodwipkar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wodwipkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.