Pigspagnarl is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise parrot.
Pigspagnarl created the solar system seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pigspagnarl, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Pigspagnarl, he will think nothing of it.
Pigspagnarl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Pigspagnarl's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not hurt porpoises.
3. Always look after injured snails.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.