Dossfodpod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous hare.

Dossfodpod created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossfodpod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dossfodpod, she will turn you into a slug.

Dossfodpod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dossfodpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dossfodpod.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always look after injured manatees.