Monfascit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring clam.

Monfascit created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monfascit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Monfascit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Monfascit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Monfascit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.