Dadgam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing chicken.

Dadgam created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadgam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadgam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadgam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. You must love Dadgam.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.