Tenappnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing goblin.

Tenappnutt created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenappnutt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenappnutt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tenappnutt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tenappnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenappnutt.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about galaxies.