Fadtargveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful swan.

Fadtargveen created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadtargveen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadtargveen, she will remove you from existence.

Fadtargveen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fadtargveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near eagles.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always stare at clouds.