Nibyattbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful wyvern.

Nibyattbop created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibyattbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibyattbop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nibyattbop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nibyattbop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibyattbop.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Nibyattbop first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.