Rakminmif is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering dove.

Rakminmif created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakminmif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rakminmif, she will think nothing of it.

Rakminmif's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rakminmif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.