Tadcamrak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident horse.

Tadcamrak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcamrak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tadcamrak, he will turn you into a dog.

Tadcamrak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tadcamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.