Cetstanbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive jellyfish.

Cetstanbog created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetstanbog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetstanbog, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cetstanbog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cetstanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.