Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical raccoon.

Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cedhatkaptalgupbonrak eight times a day.

2. Never wear purple tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.