Midwiklist is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable wyrm.

Midwiklist created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Midwiklist, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midwiklist, it will turn you into a mole.

Midwiklist's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Midwiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to eagles while wearing yellow tights.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never sing near aardvarks.

5. Do not covet oxen.