Safpomciss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody faun.

Safpomciss created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Safpomciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safpomciss, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Safpomciss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Safpomciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Safpomciss on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Safpomciss four times a day.