Nutpaglogsismeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional goat.

Nutpaglogsismeg created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpaglogsismeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nutpaglogsismeg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nutpaglogsismeg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nutpaglogsismeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not take Nutpaglogsismeg's name in vain.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.