Rulsinxen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful dragonfly.

Rulsinxen created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsinxen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulsinxen, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rulsinxen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rulsinxen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Rulsinxen's name in vain.

3. Put Rulsinxen first in all things.

4. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.