Vendogbod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody fox.

Vendogbod created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vendogbod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vendogbod, he will send you a sign.

Vendogbod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vendogbod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never bounce in holy places.