Mabwipsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered walrus.

Mabwipsin created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabwipsin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabwipsin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mabwipsin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mabwipsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if seven ducks approach from the east.

3. You must love Mabwipsin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about comets.