Dunmegfatdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic goat.

Dunmegfatdob created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmegfatdob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunmegfatdob, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dunmegfatdob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dunmegfatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Dunmegfatdob loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat bark.