Zutwannil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering wasp.

Zutwannil created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zutwannil, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zutwannil, she will turn you into a goat.

Zutwannil's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zutwannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.