Mipsidtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful alligator.

Mipsidtonk created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsidtonk, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipsidtonk, it will turn you into a rock.

Mipsidtonk's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mipsidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Mipsidtonk loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always take life seriously.