Flyjap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless squirrel.

Flyjap created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyjap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyjap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flyjap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flyjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Flyjap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Flyjap.

5. Never wear dresses.