Wabhotbell is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart slug.

Wabhotbell created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Wabhotbell, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabhotbell, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wabhotbell's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wabhotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Never hurt sharks.