Flanhunleg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Flanhunleg created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanhunleg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanhunleg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Flanhunleg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flanhunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.