Lagmotgat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive fairy.

Lagmotgat created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Lagmotgat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagmotgat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lagmotgat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lagmotgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about moons.