Gomgonarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful wyvern.

Gomgonarn created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gomgonarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gomgonarn, he will remove you from existence.

Gomgonarn's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gomgonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of otters.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never sing near gulls.