Nurtbitbim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind cow.

Nurtbitbim created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbitbim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtbitbim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nurtbitbim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nurtbitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Nurtbitbim first in all things.