Jaddum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented hamster.

Jaddum created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jaddum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jaddum, she will curse you with boils.

Jaddum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Worship no other gods but Jaddum.