Fundobhub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy meerkat.

Fundobhub created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fundobhub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fundobhub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fundobhub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fundobhub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.