Ransafbat Garsanflag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing penguin.

Ransafbat Garsanflag created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ransafbat Garsanflag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ransafbat Garsanflag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ransafbat Garsanflag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ransafbat Garsanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always help snakes in need.