Xinlidpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent hedgehog.

Xinlidpom created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinlidpom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xinlidpom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xinlidpom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xinlidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

5. Do not shave your back.