Rakponwan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-assured weasel.

Rakponwan created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rakponwan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakponwan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rakponwan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rakponwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Rakponwan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Put Rakponwan first in all things.