Sogtitab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome fairy.

Sogtitab created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sogtitab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogtitab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sogtitab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sogtitab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.